Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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