A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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