normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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