On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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