I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Where is the hickey?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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