is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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