Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
