I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
