I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
