trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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