oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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