just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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