i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
did i walk over a car last night?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
