how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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