The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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