: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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