Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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