guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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