I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
