You surviving the open bar?
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so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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