Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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