We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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it glows. i had to have it.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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