If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
