Define "chronic" masturbator.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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