I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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