Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.

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(309): View more from Illinois

So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.

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(313): View more from Michigan

She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I think this baby is eyeing my beer

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(805): View more from California

Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.

(416): View more from Toronto

I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.

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(713): View more from Texas

My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.

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(319): View more from Iowa

that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.

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