sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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