Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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