It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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