i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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