Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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