forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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