Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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