Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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