? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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