If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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