Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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