Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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