worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.