why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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