It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Say something about gay babies.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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