He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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