I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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