Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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