Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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