we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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