Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
