yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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