Can i not drive my cunt home
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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