In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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