Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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