I CAN MOONWALK!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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