Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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