plz talk dirty to me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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