I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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