Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
