so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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