I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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