Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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