Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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