i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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